Candice by Little Bic
This is me when I went on holiday to Africa to see if I could find King Solomons Mines. I read this guidebook about it. At least I think it was a guidebook anyway, and it seemed quite easy. So I thought I'd go look if I could find some of those diamonds they dropped because they were too heavy. But instead I got captured by some very tough looking locals. It wasn't much surprise when they ripped my clothes off. Everyone seems to do that! But then they wanted to give me a bath and the water was far too hot.
Luckily this really buff looking jungle guy came along, swinging from the trees no less, and dragged me away from them. He took me to his tree house but he forgot to pick up my clothes. Speaking of which, all he was wearing was this loincloth thing and it seemed far too short. At least, it got far too short after he'd been looking at me for a couple of minutes. Then... well, I guess you know how these hero types take their rewards. I was just glad to be out of that bath and dry again. Umm... mostly dry... that guy hardly needed a vine to swing from....
