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That Stormbringer is just never satisfied! Well... sometimes he is... after hours of... and by then I'm too tired to do my important job properly. Though he never complains about that and it's still sort of nice I suppose... ummm... well very nice I guess, what with all the ways he... Oh dear, I seem to have lost track of what I was saying and now I'm blushing all the way down to my... And that's another thing! He won't even let me wear a bra under my clothes, so every time I get distracted thinking about the way people take advantage of my friendly personality, my naughty little tips poke through whatever I have on and everyone can see and then they want to.... and they do... again... Often!
Yes, just like they are now! I think I'd better take a break for a few minutes. It's getting rather hot in here....
That's better! Now I can get back to my proper work as a hostess. Anyway, what I meant was, he never seems to get enough. Oh dear, that doesn't sound any better at all. He always wants more...? No, that doesn't work either. He keeps on taking... Oh, I give up! It's just, even with the pictures and the videos and splashing my naked body all over the place, he still feels the need to have people writing about some of the problems I have saying no when those bad hands and the tentacles start getting into all my naughty places. It just gets so embarrassing knowing you're going to be reading these pages and thinking I must be some sort of... But I'm a good girl really.
I'm really good? Well, that's sweet of you. And I suppose I can't stop you from opening up those stories now you're here. But you will remember that I'm not like that all the time, won't you? It's just when someone starts to.... errr... yes, you obviously understand! No need for a demonstration... Maybe you should use your hand to turn the pages? Oh, your other hand... well yes, that story is rather ho...ooooo...t... I mean... it does show me in rather a poor light... Oh... now look what it's done to you! But... hold on a minute... there's no mention of braille and that isn't a page anyway, so you don't need to try and read my... ahhhhhhh... well if it will help you imagine the story better I suppose you could carry on a bit longer.... or a lot longer... Mmmmmm.... you people are just so demanding and I do have to try so hard to make you feel welcome. That's my job after all. So don't stop fee...eeeeeeeee...ling....
- Candice Starts Work by Stormbringer
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