The Erotic Adventures of Candice > Updates

Welcome to my Updates

Yes, I know... you can't wait to find out what new and embarrassing situations I've found myself in recently. You people are all the same, obsessed with the way I keep losing my clothes and getting taken advantage of by a whole series of humans and aliens and gosh-knows what else. If you weren't so... attentive... and didn't make me feel so wanted I think I'd have quit ages ago and gone back to being a nonentity instead of trying to do my important work for Stormbringer. Because, just between you and me, I'm starting to think he may actually be encouraging some of these invasions of my personal space; to say nothing of the invasions of my personal... person...